- I get embarrassed about eating slimy bananas in front of people.10:32 PM Feb 25th via web
- I feel tired and sick but my spirits are still high i am a fucko5:24 AM Feb 22nd via txt
- Love working at the restaurant but no more panic attacks or Sinatra please12:14 PM Feb 20th via txt
- When the sun leaks over me like microwaved butter, you wouldn't have enough to spread across my smirk12:24 AM Feb 20th via txt
- Loving fresh Coriander on my meals right now2:52 AM Feb 19th via txt
- Every day has to be enjoyed. Not just a fucking Friday that seems to drive the population crazy. Tuesday should be the one day to enjoy. ...11:33 PM Feb 18th via txt
- Not had a day off since New Years Day. Whoa fatigue. Lost in Esben and the Witch3:13 AM Feb 17th via txt
- Sleep is the blip in my wake6:11 AM Feb 15th via txt
- Didn't get the chance to record poetry in the conference room12:40 AM Feb 11th via txt
- Gonna record some poetry in the conference room12:55 AM Feb 9th via txt
- Stewart Lee - brilliant. Curry - brilliant. Houseparty - yea man.4:25 AM Feb 7th via web
- The pace of an office is unpredictable. One minute I'm chasing round, getting more frown marks. Then I'm stroking my shit beard.2:10 AM Feb 5th via txt
- soaked to the bone like a soggy dawg but I aint a mutt, rain cycling not a foggy jog12:05 AM Feb 5th via txt
- receptionist and waiter. I think I prefer the sound of that to salesman. Soon I will be a teacher.4:38 AM Feb 3rd via txt
- out of the shitty city and working in Beverley as a receptionist for adoption team in the local council for a bit.8:43 AM Feb 2nd via web
- Wish I could say this city is so ugly that it's beautiful but it's just quite ugly and shit and boring not even eccentric4:20 AM Jan 22nd via txt
- Some woman stopped me running with dog and said its cruel. I wasn't cruel back and ran around the lap. Woof.5:03 AM Jan 21st via txt
- Gonna work up to running a half marathon.12:24 AM Jan 20th via txt
- Hull in an image: a pregnant girl smoking on her lunch break. She's pretty but the kid won't be.3:48 AM Jan 19th via txt
- in the wrong city4:20 AM Jan 18th via txt
- 6 mile run with dog feels absolutely incredible and empowering.7:20 AM Jan 16th via web
- wish the toilets at work were uni like Ally Mcbeal so had window of opportunity to ask this girl out for hot choco3:52 AM Jan 13th via txt
- Now the snow has cleared. A new decade of running can commence.8:59 AM Jan 12th via txt
- Crazy management lingo, silly swaggering walks with the shoulders and a "snot corner" inspiring novel12:49 AM Jan 6th via txt
- Work work work its all I do party on a school night shame on you as in me struggle7:37 AM Jan 4th via txt
- I hope I have an industrious year with a few brand new episodes. Hope y'all do too x8:25 AM Jan 2nd via txt
- Leeds for New Years was the messiest night of all time fun though at Sub Dub x3:12 AM Jan 2nd via txt
